NEPOATA MEA OBRAZNICĂ A VRUT SĂ GUSTE O PULĂ MAI ÎN VÂRSTĂ, I-AM OFERIT-O PE A MEA

MY NIECE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS TIRED OF PICKING UP MEN WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX, AND THAT SHE WANTED SOMEONE EXPERIENCED TO KILL HER DESIRES. LIKE A GOOD UNCLE THAT I AM, I OFFERED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.